McCain Wins Debate ... Hours Before It Happens

This afternoon, several people have spotted in interesting ad for Sen. McCain that has popped up on the website for The Washington Post:



Um, don't you have to actually debate before you can win? Not when you're the "Straight Talk Express". After all, Dewey did defeat Truman, didn't he?



Update: It was The Wall Street Journal with the ad, not The Washington Post.